Met our first Irishman

We made it to the airport in record time.  Checked in our 35.2 lb. suitcases.  What do you think of that, Tommy.  No pat down for Rita - Darn!  Got to our gate and wouldn't you know it we met our first Irishman and his Scottish friend.
We are so excited that we are going to go get an Irish coffee before we board.